Wednesday, April 16, 2008

   
Love unexpressed is a crime against the heart. - Anonymous

Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there. - Will Rogers

If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting? - Things to Ponder

 
 

   
Life is much easier when u stop thinking what people think about you...and start thinking what you think about people - Ruskin Bond

[however serious it may be, the way it is expressed is really funny]
Have you ever been in love? Horrible isn't it? It makes you so vulnerable. It opens your chest and it opens up your heart and it means that someone can get inside you and mess you up. You build up all these defenses, you build up a whole suit of armor, suit of armor, so that nothing can hurt you, then one stupid person, no different from any other stupid person, wanders into your stupid life...You give them a piece of you. They didn't ask for it. They did something dumb one day, like smile at you, and then your life isn't your own anymore. Love takes hostages. It gets inside you. It eats you out and leaves you crying in the darkness, so simple a phrase like 'maybe we should be just friends' turns into a glass splinter working its way into your heart. It hurts. Not just in the imagination. Not just in the mind. It's a soul-hurt, a real gets-inside-you-and-rips-you-apart pain. I hate love - Neil Gaiman

How come Superman can stop bullets with his chest but he always ducks when someone throws a gun at him? - Things to Ponder

 
 

   
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? - Things to Ponder

Why do we call it a hamburger when it is made from beef? - Things to Ponder

Why is a black light not black? - Things to Ponder

In wisdom gathered over time I have found that every experience is a form of exploration. - Ansel Adams

"There is no remedy for love but to love more." - Henry David Thoreau

 
 

Sunday, March 23, 2008

   
Do not worry about your difficulties in Mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater. - Albert Einstein

Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself. - Leo Tolstoy

Girls are always running through my mind. They don't dare walk. - Andy Gibb

There is not the slightest indication that [nuclear energy] will ever be obtainable. It would mean that the atom would have to be shattered at will. - Einstein Quote of the Day

Isn't Disneyland a people trap operated by a mouse? - Things to Ponder

True love is when you have to watch a friend leave, with the knowledge that you might never see him again. But you know he'll be in your mind and heart forever... - Love Quote of the Day
 
 

Saturday, March 22, 2008

   
You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing. - Michael Pritchard

I am not in this world to live up to other people's expectations, nor do I feel that the world must live up to mine. - Fritz Perls
 
 

   
Why does slow down and slow up mean the same thing? - Things to Ponder

Against logic there is no armor like ignorance. - Laurence J. Peter

My method is to take the utmost trouble to find the right thing to say, and then to say it with the utmost levity. - George Bernard Shaw

"The most powerful symptom of love is a tenderness, which becomes at times almost insupportable." - Victor Hugo Love Quote of the Day

 
 

   
In science one tries to tell people, in such a way as to be understood by everyone, something that no one ever knew before. But in poetry, it's the exact opposite. - Paul Dirac

A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends. - Baltasar Gracian

Love is like war: easy to begin, hard to end. - Proverb Love Quote of the Day

Why do we call it a hamburger when it is made from beef? - Things to Ponder

 
 

   
In the matter of physics, the first lessons should contain nothing but what is experimental and interesting to see. A pretty experiment is in itself often more valuable than twenty formulae extracted from our minds. - Einstein Quote of the Day

Innovation is not the product of logical thought, even though the final product is tied to a logical structure. - Einstein Quote of the Day

If fire fighters fight fires and crime fighters fight crime, what do freedom fighters fight? - Things to Ponder

Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. - Einstein Quote of the Day

 
 

   
If you are out to describe the truth, leave elegance to the tailor. - Einstein Quote of the Day

True love doesn't need words, true love can speak for itself - Jodie Lake Love Quote of the Day

Hope is tomorrow's veneer over today's disappointment. - Evan Esar

He who praises you for what you lack wishes to take from you what you have. - Don Juan Manuel

If the automobile had followed the same development cycle as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get a million miles per gallon, and explode once a year, killing everyone inside. - Robert X. Cringely

How is it possible to have a civil war? - Things to Ponder
 
 

   
True love should be lived like an imperfect circle that has its bumps but never ends. - Love Quote of the Day

The good psychic would pick up the phone before it rang. Of course it is possible there was noone on the other line. Once she said "God Bless you" I said, "I didn't sneeze" She looked deep into my eyes and said, "You will, eventually." And damn it if she wasn't right. Two days later I sneezed. - Ellen DeGeneres

The word 'politics' is derived from the word 'poly', meaning 'many', and the word 'ticks', meaning 'blood sucking parasites'. - Larry Hardiman

The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds; and the pessimist fears this is true. - James Branch Cabell
 
 

   
Computers are incredibly fast, accurate and stupid. Human beings are incredibly slow, inaccurate and brilliant. Together they are powerful beyond imagination. - Einstein Quote of the Day

The great tragedy of Science - the slaying of a beautiful hypothesis by an ugly fact. - Thomas H. Huxley

Patience is the companion of wisdom. - Saint Augustine
 
 

   
Only the shallow know themselves. - Oscar Wilde

When a man is wrapped up in himself, he makes a pretty small package. - John Ruskin

In the matter of physics, the first lessons should contain nothing but what is experimental and interesting to see. A pretty experiment is in itself often more valuable than twenty formulae extracted from our minds. - Einstein Quote of the Day

Innovation is not the product of logical thought, even though the final product is tied to a logical structure. - Einstein Quote of the Day

 
 

Sunday, January 6, 2008

   
In a hierarchically structured administration, people tend to be promoted up to their level of incompetence. Peter Principle

Problems cannot be solved by the level of awareness that created them. - Einstein Quote of the Day
 
 

Saturday, January 5, 2008

   
The only people who find what they are looking for in life are the fault finders. - Foster's Law

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. - Don Marquis

If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts. - Albert Einstein

All the world's a stage and most of us are desperately unrehearsed. - Sean O'Casey

Television is a new medium. It's called a medium because nothing is well-done. - Fred Allen

If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read "President Can't Swim". - Lyndon B. Johnson
 
 

   
A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized. - Fred Allen

Research is the process of going up alleys to see if they are blind. - Marston Bates

A happy man is too satisfied with the present to dwell too much on the future. - Einstein Quote of the Day
 
 

   
No one means all he says, and yet very few say all they mean, for words are slippery and thought is viscous. - Henry Adams

Why is it that our memory is good enough to retain the least triviality that happens to us, and yet not good enough to recollect how often we have told it to the same person? - Francois de La Rochefoucauld
 
 

   
Those who agree with us may not be right, but we admire their astuteness. - Cullen Hightower

I am not young enough to know everything. - Oscar Wilde

Any fool can know. The point is to understand. - Einstein Quote of the Day
 
 

Thursday, January 3, 2008

   
The secret of being a bore is to tell everything. - Voltaire  
 

   
I have no special talents. I am only passionately curious. - Einstein Quote of the Day