The only people who find what they are looking for in life are the fault finders.
- Foster's Law
Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. - Don Marquis
If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts. - Albert Einstein
All the world's a stage and most of us are desperately unrehearsed. - Sean O'Casey
Television is a new medium. It's called a medium because nothing is well-done. - Fred Allen
If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read "President Can't Swim". - Lyndon B. Johnson